Gangsta Rap

Speaking of people in need of work, the gangsta rappers are all out of a job. They spent so much time and energy trying to create this rough-neck image of black life and now no one believes a darn thing they have to say. I heard it went down systematically. They took a few of them and stuck them back in elementary school, not to be role models but to learn. When they experienced the new curriculum and saw all the amazing things that black people could be they decided they wanted to do better things with their lives then fake-shoot people up (or real shoot people up for no reason) and rap about it.

I heard that Snoop Dogg went back to using his real name and started a foundation with Ice-T to help women get out of prostitution. Suge Knight spontaneously combusted (which I hear is what happens when the devil reclaims your soul) and 50 Cent is working with the grey panthers to organize senior citizen neighborhood watch groups. P. Diddy (who I guess wasn’t ever that convincing of a gangsta) is pretty much the same, except I hear he used his reparations check to finally take some acting lessons. Oh and of course, Tupac finally came out of hiding. Told ya.